Gotta love the spam

I had no idea that people would use the following search phrases, which is why I assume spammers want to get them on blogs to raise their google rank. This is just one I stopped to read. I get plenty of these every day.

“pissgolden showerdrinking pisspantie pissingpissing pussypee picpee hergay pissman pissingmop pisspiss publichunter pisspiss sexpissing pantspiss teenfully clothed pissinggirl pee peepantie pissgirls pissinggirl pee in showergirl peeingasian pisscum pisscaught pissingpiss slutmature pisspissing toiletman pissvoyeur pissingfuck piss”
(emphasis mine)

I mean, seriously. Sheesh. Let’s see how many search engine hits I get because of this post now.

5 Responses to “Gotta love the spam”

  1. Joonas Says:

    Comment spam is so much more annoying than email spam. These people need to crawl somewhere dark and never come out.

  2. Kai Says:

    Email spam is just plain weird these days. I no longer get the “enlarge your penis” mail, but rather stuff with long strings of nonsensical sentence fragments. I never look at the attachments they have, but they seem to be small .gif files. I really have no idea what they hope to achieve.

  3. Kai Says:

    Hahaha, first hit from the spam keywords today, Nov. 27. Some Mannheim (Germany)-based person came in through Google with one of those mentioned (and not one of the sanest, either) and spent some time reading my site.

  4. lil bro Says:

    I keep getting email spam which has no links, no attachments or anything. There is usually about three to four lines of text about some obscure oil platform or new oil seem and how it will make me very rich. Haven’t gotten any money yet though. :) (Still hopeful).

    Ps. Toiletman isn’t so bad… But Pissingmop?
    Also, I liked “pisspiss publichunter pisspiss” as well as “teenfully clothed pissinggirl” and “slutmature”, which I think should be in the dictionary.

  5. Kai Says:

    Great minds think alike. Let’s submit it to the Oxford English Dictionary people!

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