Sometimes it pays to reminisce
Posted in London on December 27th, 2006When we took a riverboat to Greenwich, I didn’t write about the man who worked on the boat. He was the only member of staff aside from the captain, as far as I could tell. His job was to announce the safety information for embarking passengers. That was all. He did this methodically, in a deep London accent, his voice burned by years of cigarette smoke and scotch. Each time the boat stopped to let passengers on, he would recite “Ladies and gentlemen, this announcement is for your safety. This is not to alarm you in any way, but we have a full complement of life vests on board, enough for every passenger. This is in case of an emergency, you do not need to be worried. As we are in constant radio contact with other ships on the river as well as the Port of London Authority, any help we will require will be swift, and we will keep you informed over this intercom system. Again, ladies and gentlemen, I do not wish to worry you with this, but it is for your safety to know.”
Then he went to talk to the captain or to have a smoke on the open deck below.
After stopping at Bankside Pier, a bag was discovered, having been left there by mistake by one of the disembarked passengers. It was taken to the staff, and after a while the man stood in front of us again, microphone in hand, and announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, a bag has been found. Can anyone claim it as their own?” When no one came forward, he looked uncomfortable for a while behind his sunglasses.
“I’m going to go through this bag now, to find out if there is anything that could help us identify who this bag belongs to. I’m going to do it right here, ladies and gentlemen, so that you can see what is going on. I assure you, nothing is going to be taken from the bag. This is just to give us information as to who is the owner of this bag,” he said, beginning to lift items one by one out of the bag. I didn’t pay too much attention, but eventually he announced his findings over the PA.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems that this bag was left by an Australian man, a certain [name I can't remember]. It has his passport and flight tickets in it, for a flight tomorrow back to Australia.” Shaking his head, he continued, “I hope we can get this bag back to him. We’ve already reported it as found to our office, and we will be taking it back there once we return. I am now going to put everything back into the bag, and assure you that nothing will be left unreturned.”
The methodical reassurances of safety, as well as not taking anything from the bag, and him thanking us for informing him of the ownerless bag all felt a little strange. He was a bit shady-looking, but as an employee of the cruise company I had an innate trust of him nonetheless. Even without his assurances I would have expected him to return the bag to the office as soon as he got back. I guess that’s just how he was, possibly with a history of dealing with more unseemly characters.
Only now, when writing this, have I realized that at least part of his running commentary and reassurances must have stemmed from the fact that unattended bags are considered prime indicators of imminent bomb attacks. By telling us what he is doing, he was probably aiming to dispel our possible fears, fears which I hadn’t even conceived of leading me to think that he was a bit strange.
